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How to Break Through a Stoned Haze, Nice Purple Bananas, and More

How To Shake The After Stoney Dum Dums

When your euphoric high begins to fade, it’s not uncommon to find yourself suffering from what the Weekly Weed affectionately calls the, “after stoney dum dums.” It’s that hazy, drained and sluggish vibe that is hanging off you like a heavy oversized sweater. To shrug it off and get back to all kinds of alertness, try one of the following tricks to snap you back to a functioning reality!

Exercise
Sure that’s the last thing you feel like doing, but taking a quick jog around the block, doing a few jumping jacks in the living room or even some extended stretching will get the blood flowing through your veins and invigorate you to a more alert awareness!

Rub an ice cube on your face
OMG that sounds like torture for some, but applying a shocking touch of cold to your face will wake up your senses, pop your eyes and make you take a deep breath. Hello!

Eat something spicy, sour, or extremely sweet
Igniting your tastebuds with an extreme taste is sure to send you spinning away from your haze and focused on whatever is happening in your mouth. Not only will you wake up, but also satisfy any lingering munchies!

Sha’Carri Richardson Will Not Be Competing In The 2021 Tokyo Olympics

For the past week, it seems like all of America has been fighting for Sha’Carri Richardson to be included in competition after being disqualified from competing in the 100 meter race at the Tokyo summer games for testing positive for THC. There was still a chance she’d compete if selected for one of the two remaining spots on the 4 x 100 meter relay team, but it is now official she will not be asked to join the team and will have to wait until the next summer game trials to try and qualify to compete. “It would be detrimental to the integrity of the U.S. Olympic Team Trials for Track & Field if USATF amended its policies following competition, only weeks before the Olympic Games,” USATF’s statement read. “All USATF athletes are equally aware of and must adhere to the current anti-doping code, and our credibility as the National Governing Body would be lost if rules were only enforced under certain circumstances.” “So while our heartfelt understanding lies with Sha’Carri, we must also maintain fairness for all of the athletes who attempted to realize their dreams by securing a place on the U.S. Olympic Track & Field Team.” Such a bummer, but we’ll have our eye out for her in the future!

Weed Hack 101: Use a Curling Iron To Make Hashish

Literally the easiest way to make hash using pressure and heat, you can press kief into hashish. All you need is kief, parchment paper and a hair iron. Place the kief inside folded parchment paper. Apply pressure and heat with the iron for about 5-10 seconds. The kief will compress into a more solid form. Break off small pieces and smoke it or vape it or add to tea.

Budtender Strain of the Week

Are you looking for some potent new pot to toke this summer? Look no further because Weekly Weed caught up with LAVC budtenders to find out what strain is a can’t miss this week!

Strain: Purple Banana by Lowell Farms

Why You Need to Try It: “Lowell Farms has been putting out some fire flower and Purple Banana does not disappoint. Dense nugs, deep purple color, and a high that will give you supreme sleep vibes is a must have eighth for your stash.”

Funny Weed Fact To Share With Your Friends

Alaska Has Been A Green State Since 1975

Waiit…what?! While newly legalized states have been making headlines, Alaska has quietly deemed marijuana legal for personal use since 1975 and still stands today! No one has bothered to bring it up to the general public, which explains why so many are shocked when they hear the news!

Budget Friendly Demo Deals To Keep You Flying High!

Patient Appreciation is Heating up at LAVC with can’t miss deals on your fvorite products! We’ve got some sweet deals going on this week to keep your highs on point and extra cash in your wallet!

Wednesday July 14
WYLD Wednesday!
Buy two packs of Wyld gummies, get a third pack for $2! WOW!

STIIIZY 3pm – 7pm
Buy 1g STIIIZY cart, get a free battery! Rad!

Friday July 16
Jeeter 1pm – 3pm

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